Look to this day, young high school graduates, the day you apply to Fullington University, for this day you create a profitable future!
Fullington University is a young and vigorous new magical education facility, offering a world-class magical education for any and all capable applicants.
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A World Class Education
Students of Fullington University will experience a truly world-class education, including instruction from experts from across the magical and non-magical community. Offering courses in each of the traditional five magical schools, the university will also offer prestigious business courses on Economic Theory, Magic in Modern Economics, and Liberal Theory.
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Freedom and Self-Fulfilment
In a ingenious new study structure, students of Fullington University will learn the crucial realities of self-determination and rationality. Students must structure their own time and their own course, ensuring that each potential graduate gets back exactly what they put in! At Fullington University, you not only learn your subject, but you learn how to live and prosper outside of the vagaries of academia!
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Fullington University - Personal freedom, Self-Fulfilment and Rational Thought
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- Pamphlet for Fullington University, handed out to the most prestigious and expensive of UK schools